If you cheat and win, you are not “a great athlete”, you are a shit person who felt it necessary to jump on a pole under your weight because you weren’t good enough jumping on a LEGAL competition pole.

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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Cockblocked again. But hey, at least the movie was good.

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wwojoo:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

ARE YOU ALL FUCKING STUPID

wwojoo:

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

ARE YOU ALL FUCKING STUPID

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cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

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foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

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bondoge:

are u from oklahoma because ur ok

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Aw yeah get it.

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

i need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

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itsahmejr:

Im literally being cockblocked by 5 people rn… story of my life